"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing," Friedrich Nietzsche

"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions," Anonymous.

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?" George Price

"Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money." Robin Williams

"My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's." Oscar Wilde

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much," Oscar Wilde

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness," Anonymous

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness," Anonymous

"When the Gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers," Oscar Wilde

"I'm sooo outta ur league, we're like playing different sports," Edee, Desperate Housewives 

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away," Anonymous.